Monday, December 22, 2008

Damn that global warming, the melting ice cap is going to flood us....


Yep, we will have to move to the mountains full time when Florida is under water. I will check with Mr Gore for an evacuation plan. Some of the experts predicted the polar ice cap would totally melt in 2008, that only gives a few more days. Well folks, this is about all I have time for since I have to start packing for the move..........

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Al Gore could take lessons from Edward Bridge “Ted” Danson III, he predicted that all life in the oceans would be gone in ten years, let me see, that was in the 1980's......

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At the end of the long hot summer of 2003, when a Swiss couple, hiking across a melting Schnidejoch, came across a piece of wood that aroused their curiosity.

They took it down with them, and gave it to canton Berne's archaeological department, where careful examination and carbon dating revealed the piece of wood to be an arrow quiver made of birch bark, dating from about 3000 BC.

"And we have, surprisingly, a lot of organic material like leather, parts of shoes and a trouser leg, that we wouldn't normally find."

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Now folks, the Old Sarge is a simple man, but if items are being found in the Alps after the ice melted that is 5000 years old would indicate that people lived and hunted there when there was no ice. They have also found samples of vegetation. I wonder how much global warming their really was 5000 years ago.

12 comments:

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Yep, and I remember back in the late 70s or early 80s that we were going to have another ice age. Remember that? It's all about the bling bling Sarge. Show me the money Al Gore.

Have a terrific day. Big hug to you and Empress Bee. :)

Callie Ann said...

Yeah that Global Warming thing just ain't panning out as planned is it?

Linda said...

Well, it might be globally warming somewhere else but it sure ain't warming up at all here in frigid Connecticut where right now the thermostat reads a whopping 9 degrees outside with a nasty wind blowing, too!

Roger said...

That's a damm good question Sarge! You have a great sense of humor my man. A very Merry Christmas to you and your family!

Deborah Wilson said...

Weather's normal here - cold for a few days and then it warms up a bit...

Merry Christmas to you and Bee..:)

Sandy B and Dick said...

What Sandee said! Don't you know Al is mighty unhappy that his prediction isn't panning out. He is such an expert on everything, right? Big hugzzz and Merry Christmas, my friend!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

you are a funny boy!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxooxoxox

Lois Grebowski said...

Ya know... there's order and pattern to the universe and weather is cyclical (like the auto industry).

I had to laugh the other day Neil Cavuto was interviewing a guy who said that a harsh winter is part of global warming. Had to laugh. So convenient! Eco-marxism at work!

Thanks for the reminder... I need to drive by neighbor Al's mansion to see if he got his solar panels installed yet.

Mrs. Rohmance said...

Yep...we're just boiling here in Idaho under our almost foot of snow!

I posted a video that shows kids who have been brainwashed with this religion of environmentalism....crazy world we live in, 'eh?

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOURS!

Mrs. Rohmance said...

Well, apparently the previously mentioned video was removed from Youtube...hmmm...anyway, it was a 'Holiday' program complete with trees and raindeer. The kids sang songs about global warming and all of the poor trees being chopped down! No wonder the user removed it....I'd be embarrassed if MY kid were in something like that!

Mimi Lenox said...

Interesting! Food for thought. I love your sense of humor, Sarge.

Merry Christmas to you and Mrs. Bee.
I love ya both!

Amazing Gracie said...

Yep, follow the money trail. And who floats around on a humongous ship? Mr. Gore, of course! But he assuages himself of any guilt by buying "carbon footprints." GAG.
What a crock!