Special Post for Skeezix
My Cat Friend. SEKKZIX has always been afraid of the Vishus Deer
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Ferst of all, thare has bin a disterbing trend in Krissmiss lites: vishus deer Krissmiss lites. Mr Echo sez thare safe cuz they don't have stummiks so they can't eet yoo, but I think it's yet anuther vishus deer plot --- to git yoo thinking that evry vishus deer yoo see is a "safe" Krissmiss lites vishus deer --- and then, of korse, they skewer yoo with thare horns and eet yoo rite up! Espeshully if yer tender and yung and joosy.
We got to see one up close! At ferst, I kept up my gard and looked at it safely frum the bak seet:
Then I got braver and looked him rite in the eyes!
HERE IS THE OLD SARGE WITH A
VISHUS DEER
The old Sarge gave that vishus deer a right jab
And then I gave him a left hook.......
And the final blow, a right to the chin....
AND THE VISHUS DEER RAN AWAY
THE END
7 comments:
the vishus deer ran away forever and ever. the end.
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxxoxo
i was wondering why grammy took pictures of you punching the deer on the ship...
it makes sense now :) :)
Have a wonderful New Year's Eve Sarge
Hooray! You are making all cats safer from the vishus deer! And that one looks especially vishus.
deer sarge, sir,
u spelled "skeezix" kinda funny. i wuz tryin to say it da way u spelled it an it made me laff an laff.
u were kinda tuff on dat vishus deer, weren't u sir?
jus sayin.
luv--sarge jh
Hey, Sarge Charlie, I'm sorry I mist this yesterday cuz the FL wasn't arownd to help me blog --- the werld is a LOT safer with yoo arownd to help fite the vishus deer menniss. How abowt mooving to Californya????
Yer best pal,
Skeezix the Cat
I think the old phrase "kodak moment" can be replaced by the new phrase "blogging moment".
Happy New Year Sarge.
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